![]() The shovel was a ground-breaking invention.ĭad, can you put the cat out? I didn't know it was on fire. What did the grape do when he got stepped on? He let out a little wine. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired. ![]() What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho Cheese. Want to hear a joke about construction? I'm still working on it. What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? An irrelephant Personally, I think their days are numbered. Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating? Because they have no body to go with.Ī friend just asked if I think Advent Calendars will still be around in ten years' time. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field. ![]() The other replies, "I'm a huge metal fan."ĭad, can you put my shoes on? No, I don't think they'll fit me. One says to the other, "So, what kind of music are you into?" I read that by law you must turn on your headlights when it’s raining in Sweden but how am I supposed to know when it is raining in Sweden? Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.ĭad, did you get a haircut? No I got them all cut. It was the best dam program I've ever seen.Ĭhris Hemsworth is Australian and Thor is from space does that make him an Australien Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it's tearable. He's doing better currently and conducting himself properly. I caught my son chewing on electrical cords, so I had to ground him. Czech one too.Ī Mexican magician says he will disappear on the count of 3. I have a Polish friend who's a sound technician. It's a 35 minute walk from the pub to my house It's a 5 minute walk from my house to the pub I can always tell if someone is lying just by looking at them, The doctor is describing his condition as stable. I thought to myself "I can't turn that down".įor my birthday my children gave me an alarm clock that sweared at me instead of buzzing.Ī man was recently hospitalised with 6 plastic horses inside of him. I saw an ad that said "radio for sale $2, volume stuck on full"
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